Dialog comparison

Arilou | Kohr-Ah | Chmmr | Commander | Druuge | Ilwrath | Melnorme | Mycon | Orz | Pkunk | Rebels | Shofixti | Slylandro | Probes | Safe Ones | Spathi | StarBase | Supox | Syreen | Talking Pet | Thraddash | Umgah | Kzer-Za | Utwig | VUX | Yehat | Zoq-Fot-Pik

DOS	UQM
Why HELLO, human Earthling! Har! Har! Har! Must say, your appearance here come as quite surprise to us! We never expected to see any of you ever again after Ur-Quan masters put your species under slave shield!	Why HELLO human Earthling! Har! Har! Har! Must say, your appearance here comes as quite surprise to us! We never expected to see any of you ever again after our Ur-Quan masters put your species under slave shield!
Hey look everybody! Human Earthling came back! Har! Har! Har! Wonder if we'll kill him this time? Har! Har! Har!	Hey look everybody! Human Earthling came back! Har! Har! Har! Say, I wonder we'll kill him this time? Har! Har! Har!
You're back? Har! Har! Har! More fun! More fun!	You're back? Har! Har! Har! More fun! More fun!
Howdy, human Earthling! Back for more fun?	Howdy human Earthling! Back for more fun?
Well bloat my belly! It a human Earthling! Har! Har! Har! Haven't seen a human Earthling since... since why heck! NEVER seen a human Earthling! What coincidence!	Well bloat my belly! It's a human Earthling! Har! Har! Har! Haven't seen a human Earthling since... since why heck! NEVER seen a human Earthling! What coincidence!
Hi there, human! How old fluid sacks today? What?! You don't HAVE fluid sacks? Har! Har! Har! What do you call your mate then?!! Har! Har! Har!... you don't HAVE mate? THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER! Har! Har! Har!	Hi there human! How old fluid sacks today? What?! You don't HAVE fluid sacks? Har! Har! Har! What do you call your mate then?!! Har! Har! Har!... you don't HAVE a mate? THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER! Har! Har! Har!
Hi there, human Earthling! What'cha here for today? What? Can't quite hear you? You have to speak up! Hey! What problem here? Human Earthling making fun of me? THIS SOME KIND OF STUPID HUMAN EARTHLING TRICK? BECAUSE IF IS Har! Har! Har!... fooled ya, didn't I?	Hi there, human Earthling! What'cha here for today? What? Can't quite hear you? You'll have to speak up! Hey! What problem here? Human Earthling making fun of me? THIS SOME KIND OF STUPID HUMAN EARTHLING TRICK? BECAUSE IF IS Har! Har! Har!... fooled ya, didn't I?
Yo! Human Earthling! What up?!	Yo! Human Earthling! What up?! Har! Har! Har!
HELLO. HUMAN. EARTHLING. HAR.	HELLO. HUMAN. EARTHLING. HAR. HAR. HAR.
HAPPY. GREETINGS. AND. WELCOME. EARTHLING. HUMAN. HAR.	HAPPY. GREETINGS. AND. WELCOME. EARTHLING. HUMAN. HAR. HAR. HAR.
WHAT. SO. FUNNY. HUMAN. EARTHLING. YOUR. FACE. FUNNY. THING. HAR.	WHAT. SO. FUNNY. HUMAN. EARTHLING. YOUR. FACE. FUNNY. THING. HAR. HAR. HAR.
WE. FUNNY. UMGAH. SO. FUNNY. HAR.	WE. FUNNY. UMGAH. SO. FUNNY. HAR. HAR. HAR.
THE. HUMAN. INTERFERES. WITH. PLAN. KILL. IT.	THE. HUMAN. INTERFERES. WITH. PLAN. KILL. IT.
STOP. THE. HUMAN. DESTROY. VESSEL.	STOP. THE. HUMAN. DESTROY. VESSEL.
NO. DELAYS. IN. PLAN. TOLERATED. ELIMINATE. HUMAN.	NO. DELAYS. IN. PLAN. TOLERATED. ELIMINATE. HUMAN.
DESTROY. HUMAN. IMMEDIATELY.	DESTROY. HUMAN. IMMEDIATELY.
HUMAN. KNOWS. TOO. MUCH. IT. MUST. NOT. ESCAPE.	HUMAN. KNOWS. TOO. MUCH. IT. MUST. NOT. ESCAPE.
HUMAN. EARTHLING. CEASE. MOTION. AND. DE-ENERGIZE. SHIP. SO. WE. CAN. GIVE. GIFT.	HUMAN. EARTHLING. CEASE. MOTION. AND. DE-ENERGIZE. SHIP. SO. WE. CAN. GIVE. GIFT.
CEASE. HOSTILITIES. WE. HAVE. CHANGED. OUR. MINDS. WE. LIKE. YOU. COME. CLOSER.	CEASE. HOSTILITIES. WE. HAVE. CHANGED. OUR. MINDS. WE. LIKE. YOU. COME. CLOSER.
RESISTANCE. IS. USELESS. HUMAN. EARTHLING.	RESISTANCE. IS. USELESS. HUMAN. EARTHLING.
Hello human Earthling savior! Although we appreciate your efforts on our behalf we really hate `Eternal Gratitude' stuff, so we've decided to kill you now. Har! Har! Har! We pretty crazy blobbies, no?!	Hello human Earthling savior! Although we appreciate your efforts on our behalf we really hate `Eternal Gratitude' stuff, so we've decided to kill you now. Har! Har! Har! We pretty crazy blobbies, no?!
Well pop my pupae! It human Earthling again! It just doesn't learn, does it? To Arms! To Arms!... wait a minute! Don't HAVE any arms! AIEE!! MY ARMS!! WHO HAS STOLEN MY ARMS!!! AIEEE!! ARM THIEF!!! Har! Har! Har!... Never HAD any arms! Har! Har! Har!	Well pop my pupae! It human Earthling again! It just doesn't learn, does it? To Arms! To Arms!... wait a minute! Don't HAVE any arms! AIEE!! MY ARMS!! MY ARMS!! WHO HAS STOLEN MY ARMS!!! AIEEE!! ARM THIEF!!! Har! Har! Har!... Never HAD any arms! Har! Har! Har!
Look, we all decided that our treating you this way and by that mean, attacking you without mercy all time well, we decided that it just plain unfair. REALLY, after all things you've done for our people! So we decided to make you our honorary KING! Congratulations! Braankk!! What that sound, officer Flubbo? It was? You sure? King-Killing Horn? Har! Har! Har! What a sad coincidence, eh, Captain King?	Look, we all decided that our treating you this way, attacking you without mercy all time, well, we decided that it just plain unfair. REALLY, after all things you've done for our people! So we decided to make you our honorary KING! Congratulations! Braankk!! What that sound, officer Flubbo? It was? You sure? King-Killing Horn? Har! Har! Har! What a sad coincidence, eh, Captain King?
Ho-ho! Human Earthling has returned to claim its reward! What reward you ask? Why this reward, of course!	Ho-ho! Human Earthling has returned to claim its reward! What reward you ask? Why this reward, of course!
Hurray! Hurray! It human Earthling! Our Savior!! Oh hurry, human Earthling, HURRY! Your reward awaits at our homeworld! In case you have forgotten, that at Beta Orionis! Hurry, human Earthling, HURRY! (Har! Har! Har!)	Hurray! Hurray! It human Earthling! Our Savior!! Oh hurry, human Earthling, HURRY! Your reward awaits at our homeworld! In case you have forgotten, that at Beta Orionis! Hurry, human Earthling, HURRY!
Hust! Hust! You must make haste, human Earthling! Sooner you go to our homeworld at Beta Orionis sooner you shall receive your reward!	Hust! Hust! You must make haste, human Earthling! Sooner you go to our homeworld at Beta Orionis sooner you shall receive your reward!
HAIL! HAIL! Human Earthling! GREAT HERO HAS RETURNED! Oh, my lipids quivering just looking at him on monitor! What smile! What sparkling eyes! What nice bony structure! He one who has saved us from mental compulsion of evil Talking Pet! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! Oh Great Hero! We grateful species! Speak to us! How we reward you?!	HAIL! HAIL! Human Earthling! GREAT HERO HAS RETURNED! Oh, my lipids quivering just looking at him on monitor! What smile! What sparkling eyes! What nice bony structure! He one who has saved us from mental compulsion of evil Talking Pet! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! Oh Great Hero! We grateful species! Speak to us! How we reward you?!
Yup! That's right! You guys owe me BIG time.	Yup! That's right! You guys owe me BIG time.
Blobbies, be calm. Rewards are unnecessary.	Gentle blobbies, please calm yourselves. We act solely from largesse. Rewards are unnecessary.
No! No! You too humble! We must reward your deeds of courage! Killing Talking Pet was a feat none of our species could perform! You superior! You Hero! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! We MUST reward you!... but what do we have to give? Protoplasm?... no, not easily appreciated. Vigorous esters?... no, too common. HAVE IT! GENETIC MODIFICATION!! YES! IT PERFECT GIFT!! Listen human Earthling! We add some extra eyes! A few tentacles! Other organs of whatever size and shape you desire!! What?! You not want more organs?... You sure?... How strange... how sad. This was best gift. We Umgah have nothing but vast supply of biological skills and data. Huh? What you say? You want Biological Data?! Just plain raw Biological Data? What you do with it? Oh, well, you Hero. Whatever you want, you get. We hope five hundred units sufficient.	We must reward your deeds of courage! Killing Talking Pet was a feat none of our species could perform! You superior! You Hero! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! We MUST reward you!... but what do we have to give? Protoplasm?... no, no, not easily appreciated. Vigorous esters?... no, too common. HAVE IT! HAVE IT! GENETIC MODIFICATION!! YES! IT PERFECT GIFT!! Listen human Earthling! We add some extra eyes! A few tentacles! Other organs of whatever size and shape you desire!! What?! You not want more organs?... You sure?... How strange... how sad. This was best gift. We Umgah have nothing but vast supply of biological skills and data. Huh? What you say? You want Biological Data?! Just plain raw Biological Data? What you do with it? Oh, well, you Hero. Whatever you want, you get.
HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! You right! We do owe you! We MUST reward you!... but what we have to give? Protoplasm?... no, not easily appreciated. Vigorous esters?... no, too common HAVE IT! GENETIC MODIFICATION!! YES! IT PERFECT GIFT!! Listen human Earthling! We add some extra eyes! A few tentacles! Other organs of whatever size and shape you desire!! What?! You not want more organs?... How strange... how sad. This was best gift. We Umgah have nothing but vast supply of biological skills and data. Huh? What did you say? You want Biological Data?! Just plain raw Biological Data? What you do with it? Oh, well, you Hero. Whatever you want, you get. We hope five hundred units sufficient.	HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! You right! We do owe you! We MUST reward you!... but what do we have to give? Protoplasm?... no, no, not easily appreciated. Vigorous esters?... no, too common. HAVE IT! HAVE IT! GENETIC MODIFICATION!! YES! IT PERFECT GIFT!! Listen human Earthling! We add some extra eyes! A few tentacles! Other organs of whatever size and shape you desire!! What?! You not want more organs?... You sure?... How strange... how sad. This was best gift. We Umgah have nothing but vast supply of biological skills and data. Huh? What you say? You want Biological Data?! Just plain raw Biological Data? What you do with it? Oh, well, you Hero. Whatever you want, you get.
So how did that Talking Pet get control?	So how did that Talking Pet get control of your species?
Well Ariloulaleelay, who kind of our neighbors, gave us Talking Pet hoping we could heal it more severe injuries, which we did. While we working on it, we do routine brain structure scan and discovered that creature had extemely sophisticated set of neural pathways even more complex than own! Further analysis showed that with minor genetic manipulations Talking Pet intelligence fully realized, perhaps even to sentience! Little did know what monster we creating. Only a few hours after injected nanots with modification program, creature wakes up. Almost immediately, took control of Hospital... then city... then whole planet. We try to resist, but creature, even in a drugged, weakened state, too strong. From that day on, we just mindless slaves who lived only serve Talking Pet, and `Big Plan'. What `Big Plan'? We never quite sure about details of `Big Plan', except it involved getting revenge and mean LOTS of revenge... against Ur-Quan masters.	Ah, well Arilou Lalee'lay, who kind of our neighbors, gave us Talking Pet hoping we could heal it more severe injuries, which we did. While we working on it, we do routine brain structure scan and discovered that creature have extremely sophisticated set of neural pathways even more complex than own! Further analysis showed that with minor genetic manipulations Talking Pet intelligence greatly expanded, perhaps even to sentience! Little did know what monster we creating. Only few hours after injected nanots with modification program, creature wakes up. Almost immediately, took control of Hospital... then city... then whole planet. We try to resist, but creature, even in drugged, weakened state, too strong. From that day on, we just mindless slaves who live only serve Talking Pet, and `Big Plan'. What `Big Plan'? We never quite sure about details of `Big Plan', except it involved getting revenge and mean LOTS of revenge... against Ur-Quan masters.
What did it have against the Ur-Quan?	Why the Ur-Quan? What did it have against them?
We don't know, but whatever it was, must been pretty bad because Talking Pet mad... REAL mad! How mad, you ask? Blowing up planets and eating juveniles mad! That how mad. We got impression Ur-Quan did something awful to Talking Pet or maybe even whole species. Whatever it was, it worse than slavery maybe even worse than death.	We don't know, but whatever it was, must been pretty bad because Talking Pet mad... REAL mad! How mad, you ask? Blowing up planets and eating juveniles mad! That how mad. We got impression Ur-Quan did something awful to Talking Pet or maybe even whole species. Whatever it was, it worse than slavery maybe even worse than death.
So what should I do with the Talking Pet?	So what should I do with the Talking Pet?
You mean, CORPSE of Talking Pet, don't you Captain?! DID kill it, didn't you?!	You mean, CORPSE of Talking Pet, don't you Captain?! DID kill it, didn't you?!
Yeah... right. Real dead. What do I do with its corpse?	Er... yeah! That's right. Real dead. So what should I do with its corpse?
Hmmm... as general rule, corpses aren't too much fun. When we were first starting to mess with its brain our intention to get it smart enough to accept orders from us and then repeat them as though they legitimate Ur-Quan commands. Har! Har! Har! We going to play a little joke this way! We going to use Talking Pet to order Spathi to attack VUX! Har! Har Har! That been great! ZAP! ZAP! KABOOM!!! Har! Har! Har!... ...even better than old Dogar and Kazon routine we pull on Ilwrath few years back before those spoil-sport Spathi stole super cool HyperWave `Caster.	Hmmm... as general rule, corpses aren't too much fun. When we were first starting to mess with its brain our intention to get it smart enough to accept orders from us and then repeat them as though they legitimate Ur-Quan commands. Har! Har! Har! Har! We going to play little joke this way! We going to use Talking Pet to order Spathi to attack VUX! Har! Har Har! That been great! ZAP! ZAP! KABOOM!!! Har! Har! Har!... ...even better than old Dogar and Kazon routine we pull on Ilwrath few years back before those spoil-sport Spathi stole super cool HyperWave `Caster.
So, since I'm your Great Hero Guy, tell me all your secrets.	So, since I'm your Great Hero Guy, tell me all your secrets.