Arilou | Kohr-Ah | Chmmr | Commander | Druuge | Ilwrath | Melnorme | Mycon | Orz | Pkunk | Rebels | Shofixti | Slylandro | Probes | Safe Ones | Spathi | StarBase | Supox | Syreen | Talking Pet | Thraddash | Umgah | Kzer-Za | Utwig | VUX | Yehat | Zoq-Fot-Pik
DOS | UQM |
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WE COME IN PEACE. | WE COME IN PEACE. |
WE BRING GREETINGS FROM A FRIENDLY SPECIES. | WE BRING GREETINGS FROM A FRIENDLY SPECIES. |
DO NOT FEAR. WE SHALL NOT HARM YOU. | DO NOT FEAR. WE SHALL NOT HARM YOU. |
THIS IS PROBE 2418-B, ON A PEACEFUL MISSION. | THIS IS PROBE 2418-B, ON A PEACEFUL MISSION. |
WE ARE NON-HOSTILE AND SEEK TO ESTABLISH FRIENDLY RELATIONS. | WE ARE NOT HOSTILE AND SEEK TO ESTABLISH FRIENDLY RELATIONS WITH YOUR SPECIES. |
WE WISH TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU. PLEASE TRANSMIT DATA. | WE WISH TO LEARN MORE ABOUT YOU. PLEASE TRANSMIT DATA. |
THIS PROBE IS NON-HOSTILE. DO NOT ATTACK. | THIS PROBE IS NOT HOSTILE. DO NOT ATTACK. |
WE COME IN PEACE. | WE COME IN PEACE. |
Submit or be destroyed! | Submit or be destroyed! |
Attention alien probe. You must cease hostilities or face our wrath. | Attention alien probe. You must cease hostilities or face our wrath. |
Look here, probe! We have tried to be nice, but you keep shooting at us. So now, we fight! | Look here, probe! We have tried to be nice, but you keep shooting at us. So now, we fight! |
Prepare to be annihilated! | Prepare to be annihilated! |
THIS PROBE IS PROGRAMMED TO DEFEND AGAINST HOSTILE BEHAVIOR. | THIS PROBE IS PROGRAMMED TO DEFEND AGAINST HOSTILE BEHAVIOR. |
SURVIVAL SUB-SYSTEM ACTIVATED. WEAPONS ENGAGED. | SURVIVAL SYSTEM SUBROUTINE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. WEAPONS ENGAGED. |
ENACTING THIRD LAW. | ENACTING THIRD LAW. |
DEFENSE SYSTEM HAS BEEN ENGAGED. HOSTILITIES COMMENCE. | DEFENSE SYSTEM HAS BEEN ENGAGED. HOSTILITIES COMMENCE. |
What can you tell me about your species? | What can you tell me about your species? |
Is there something wrong? We seem to be miscommunicating. | Is there something wrong? We seem to be miscommunicating. |
Look, try to understand. We mean you no harm! | Look, try to understand. We mean you no harm! |
I am having a lot of trouble dealing with this. What's your problem? | I am having a lot of trouble dealing with this. What's your problem? |
REMOTE PROBE PROGRAMMED TO REPLICATE - RECORD DATA - CONTACT ALIEN SPECIES. | REMOTE PROBE PROGRAMMED TO REPLICATE - RECORD DATA - CONTACT ALIEN SPECIES. |
ACCORDING TO INTERNAL MONITORS THERE ARE NO MALFUNCTIONS. | ACCORDING TO INTERNAL MONITORS THERE ARE NO MALFUNCTIONS. |
I WILL INITIATE SYSTEMS CHECK LEVEL FOUR. SYSTEMS CHECK LEVEL FOUR REPORTS FULL FUNCTIONALITY. |
I WILL INITIATE SYSTEMS CHECK LEVEL FOUR. CHECKING... CHECKING... CHECKING... SYSTEMS CHECK LEVEL FOUR REPORTS NO ABNORMALITIES OR MALFUNCTIONS. |
ALL SYSTEMS REPORT NORMAL FUNCTION. | ALL SYSTEMS REPORT NOMINAL FUNCTION. |
We are from Earth, on a mission of peace. | We are from Earth, on a mission of peace. |
We too come in peace, please believe us! | We too come in peace, please believe us! |
Hmmm.. maybe reverse psychology would work. Er... Die alien scum! | Hmmm.. maybe reverse psychology would work. Er... Die alien scum! |
In case you don't already know, we are the nice people from Earth whom you keep attacking. | In case you don't already know, we are the nice people from Earth who you keep attacking. |
THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE ARE ON A PEACEFUL MISSION OF EXPLORATION. | THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE ARE ON A PEACEFUL MISSION OF EXPLORATION. |
THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE SEEK TO MAKE FRIENDLY CONTACT WITH ALIEN LIFE FORMS. | THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE SEEK TO MAKE FRIENDLY CONTACT WITH ALIEN LIFE FORMS. |
THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE REPLICATE SO THAT WE MAY EXPAND THE SCOPE OF OUR MISSION. | THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. WE REPLICATE SO THAT WE MAY EXPAND THE SCOPE OF MISSION. |
THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. | THIS IS PROBE 2418-B. |
COORDINATES ARE: | COORDINATES ARE: |
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We reach out our appendage in friendship. What is your response? | We reach out our appendage in friendship. What is your response? |
Why do you attack us? We are not hostile to your life form. | Why do you attack us? We are not hostile to your life form. |
You misinterpret our intentions. Please do not attack! | You misinterpret our intentions. Please do not attack! |
What's the use? I bet regardless of what I say, you'll just attack. | What's the use? I bet regardless what I say, you'll just attack. |
MISSION DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS: TRAVERSE SPACE RECORDING DATA SEEK MATERIALS FOR REPLICATION REPLICATE TO EXPAND SCOPE OF MISSION CONTACT LIFE FORMS IN PEACEFUL MANNER AFTER TEN REPLICATIONS, RETURN TO POINT OF ORIGIN END OF MISSION DESCRIPTION. |
MISSION DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS: TRAVERSE SPACE RECORDING DATA SEEK MATERIALS FOR REPLICATION REPLICATE TO EXPAND SCOPE OF MISSION CONTACT LIFE FORMS IN PEACEFUL MANNER AFTER TEN REPLICATIONS, RETURN TO POINT OF ORIGIN END OF MISSION DESCRIPTION. |
BEHAVIOR FOLLOWS DICTATED PRIORITIES REPLICATION DATA GATHERING CONTACTING ALIEN LIFE FORMS IN PEACEFUL MANNER. |
BEHAVIOR FOLLOWS DICTATED PRIORITIES REPLICATION DATA GATHERING CONTACTING ALIEN LIFE FORMS IN PEACEFUL MANNER. |
PRESENT REPLICATION STATUS EIGHT REPLICATIONS NEXT REPLICATION 85 PERCENT COMPLETE ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS SINCE DEPARTURE FROM POINT OF ORIGIN 583 REPLICATIONS. ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS PROJECTED ONE DRAHNASA FROM THIS DATE 14,784 REPLICATIONS. ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS PROJECTED FIVE DRAHNASAS FROM THIS DATE 45,786,412 REPLICATIONS. |
REPLICATION STATUS EIGHT REPLICATIONS NEXT REPLICATION 85 PERCENT COMPLETE ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS SINCE DEPARTURE FROM POINT OF ORIGIN 583 REPLICATIONS. ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS PROJECTED ONE YEAR FROM THIS DATE 14,784 REPLICATIONS. ESTIMATED REPLICATIONS PROJECTED FIVE YEARS FROM THIS DATE 45,786,412 REPLICATIONS. |
PRIORITIES SET AT POINT OF ORIGIN. BEHAVIOR FOLLOWS DICTATED PRIORITIES |
PRIORITIES SET AT POINT OF ORIGIN. BEHAVIOR FOLLOWS DICTATED PRIORITIES |
Goodbye probe. | Goodbye probe. |
Goodbye probe. | Goodbye probe. |
Goodbye and good riddance. | Goodbye and good riddance. |
Are you going to let me leave in peace this time? | Are you going to let me leave in peace this time? |
END CONTACT SUB-SEQUENCE. | ENDING ALIEN CONTACT SUBROUTINE. |
END CONTACT SUB-SEQUENCE. | ENDING ALIEN CONTACT SUBROUTINE. |
END CONTACT SUB-SEQUENCE. | ENDING ALIEN CONTACT SUBROUTINE. |
END CONTACT SUB-SEQUENCE. | ENDING ALIEN CONTACT SUBROUTINE. |
PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED. MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT COMPOUNDS. |
PRIORITY OVER-RIDE. NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED. MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS. |
ENGAGING SELF-ANNIHILATION CIRCUIT. | ENGAGING SELF-DESTRUCTION CIRCUITRY. |
Transmit destruct sequence! | Transmit destruct sequence! |
Arilou | Kohr-Ah | Chmmr | Commander | Druuge | Ilwrath | Melnorme | Mycon | Orz | Pkunk | Rebels | Shofixti | Slylandro | Probes | Safe Ones | Spathi | StarBase | Supox | Syreen | Talking Pet | Thraddash | Umgah | Kzer-Za | Utwig | VUX | Yehat | Zoq-Fot-Pik