Dialog comparison

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DOS	UQM
Ah, I see someone approaches, but who is it? Ho, ho! It is the creature which I wrongly called a disgusting Ur-Quan slimewad and a cowardly slug-spawn and a pouchless lard-log freak and a leprous, non-functional sex organ and a wallowing, phlegm-filled Dgrunti belly-licker. HA! My human friend has returned! So what am I doing out here, you ask? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME REST, THAT'S WHAT!!! I'll be lucky if I don't have a heart attack soon. You have no idea how hard it is to personally replenish an entire species!
The New Alliance of Free Stars	The New Alliance of Free Stars
The Concordance of Alien Nations	The Concordance of Alien Nations
The United Federation of Worlds	The United Federation of Worlds
The Empire of	The Empire of
Tanaka	Tanaka
Katana	Katana
I, Katana the Warrior, have travelled for long years through space finally to come home only to witness you blasting my brother to atoms! Now you die!	I, Katana the Warrior, have travelled for long years through space, finally to come home only to witness you blasting my brother to atoms! Now you die!
The Ur-Quan has returned! How unusually brave for a leprous, non-functional sex organ, like yourself.	The Ur-Quan has returned! How unusually brave for a leprous, non-functional sex organ, like yourself.
Evil murderer, you think to taunt me. Ha! And again I say, Ha! I have faced far worse than you You pitiful imitation of six-weeks dead Dhrang!	Evil murderer, you think to taunt me. Ha! And again I say, Ha! I have faced far worse than you You pitiful imitation of six-weeks dead Dhrang!
I swear by the hero, Daikon, this time I will kill you.	I swear by the hero, Daikon, this time I will kill you.
Attention huge alien vessel! Though most of my sensory instruments are malfunctioning my mass indicator shows the huge size or your vessel revealing that you are none other than a disgusting Ur-Quan slimewad! I am the glorious Shofixti warrior, Tanaka. You killed my father... my mother... my many brothers all six of my sisters in fact, my entire species. Prepare to die!	Attention huge alien vessel! Though most of my sensory instruments are malfunctioning my mass indicator shows the huge size of your vessel revealing you are none other than a disgusting Ur-Quan slimewad! I am the glorious Shofixti warrior Tanaka. You killed my father... my mother... my many brothers all six of my sisters in fact, my entire species. Prepare to die!
Ah, so the cowardly slug-spawn has returned! You were most fortunate last time, you hideous, pouchless freak but this time I shall surely destroy your vessel you slithering eater of putrid hairballs.	Ah, so the cowardly slug-spawn has returned! You were most fortunate last time, you hideous, pouchless freak! But this time I shall surely destroy your vessel you slithering eater of putrid hairballs!
I see you're back for even more humiliation, you flatulent, Ur-Quan pus-cup.	I see you're back for even more humiliation, you flatulent, Ur-Quan pus-cup.
I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!	I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!
I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!	I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!
I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!	I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!
I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!	I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!
I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!	I'll kill you this time you pitiful, weakling fancier of herd animal excrement!
Don't attack -- we're not the Ur-Quan! We're your allies!	Don't attack -- we're not the Ur-Quan! We're your allies!
A typical Ur-Quan gambit... which has failed. And now I howl the scream of death -- Kyaiee!	A typical Ur-Quan gambit... which has failed. And now I howl the scream of death! Kyaiee!
Hey, stop shooting! Someone could get hurt!	Hey, stop shooting! Someone could get hurt!
I will only stop when you are dead. Kyaiee!	I will only stop when you are dead! Kyaiee!
Look, you're getting me REALLY pissed-off! Stop attacking and talk!	Look, you're getting me REALLY pissed-off! Stop attacking and talk!
Too bad. Kyaiee!	Too bad. Kyaiee!
Don't you know the war is over?	Don't you know the war is over?
For me it will never be over. Kyaiee!	For me it will never be over! Kyaiee!
Look	Look
, the war is over -- really!	, the war is over -- really!
For you perhaps, fat cowardly lard-log. Kyaiee!	For you perhaps, fat cowardly lard-log! Kyaiee!
There is no point in further bloodshed.	There is no point in further bloodshed.
Oh yes there is! When you have shed enough blood, You Will Die! Kyaiee!	Oh yes there is! When you have shed enough blood, You Will Die! Kyaiee!
Gee, if that's the way you feel, then I'll be on my way.	Gee, if that's the way you feel, then I'll be on my way.
Oh no you don't Kyaiee!	Oh no you don't! Kyaiee!
Oh no you don't Kyaiee!	Oh no you don't! Kyaiee!
Oh no you don't Kyaiee!	Oh no you don't! Kyaiee!
Oh no you don't Kyaiee!	Oh no you don't! Kyaiee!
No one insults us like that you toothless, piebald, impotent roof-rabbit!	No one insults us like that you toothless, piebald, impotent roof-rabbit!
You limp, bloodless sack of decaying flesh Ur-Quan! You die! Kyaiee!	You limp, bloodless sack of decaying flesh Ur-Quan! You die! Kyaiee!
Those are mighty words from a dripping, snout-rotted little furball!	Those are mighty words from a dripping, snout-rotted little furball!
I will hang your withered reproductive organs from my posterior monitor! Kyaiee!	I will hang your withered reproductive organs from my posterior monitor! Kyaiee!
Look donkey breath - one more insult and it's vapor city for you!	Look donkey breath - one more insult and it's vapor city for you!
Why you wallowing, phlegm-filled Dgrunti belly-licker, you hey Ur-Quans never insulted me before! Who did you say you were?	Why you wallowing, phlegm-filled Dgrunti belly-licker, you hey Ur-Quans never insulted me before! Who did you say you were?
I am Captain	I am Captain
from the	from the
aboard the flagship	aboard the flagship
. Cease aggression immediately!	. Cease aggression immediately!
I am the nice, friendly ally WHOM YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL -- YOU IDIOT, MORON RATHEAD!	I am the nice, friendly ally WHO YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL -- YOU IDIOT, MORON RATHEAD!
I am the guy who called you donkey-breath, you violent little varmint.	I am the guy who called you donkey-breath, you violent little varmint.
Oh. I am sorriest I must be reprimanded. When we report back to Star Control...	Oh. I am sorriest I must be reprimanded. When we report back to Star Control...
Hyai! What a fool I am! When you failed to launch fighter craft, I should have guessed. Just one of those mistakes you make in war...	Hyai! What a fool I am! When you failed to launch fighter craft, I should have guessed. Just one of those mistakes you make in war...
Ah, Earth humor! Very funny . Ha-ha-ha! But what is donk--...	Ah, Earth humor! Very funny! Ha-ha-ha! But what is don...
Suddenly your words ring in my ears! Captain, is this true? Have the Ur-Quan been destroyed? Has the ultimate sacrifice of my people resulted in freedom for the Alliance?	Suddenly your words ring in my ears. Captain, is this true? Have the Ur-Quan been destroyed? Has the ultimate sacrifice of my people resulted in freedom for the Alliance?
Well yes AND no... mostly no.	Well yes AND no... mostly no.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but the Alliance got its butt blasted.	I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but the Alliance got its butt blasted.
Er... maybe we should talk about this later.	Er... maybe we should talk about this later.
HYAIEEE! GYAIEEE! IEEE! I am a defeated warrior! A worthless shell! I must die!!!!	HYAIEEE! I am a defeated warrior! A worthless shell! I must die!!!!
No, wait, don't kill yourself! You have an important duty to perform.	No, wait, Shofixti! I have an important duty for you to perform.
Shofixti, you have an important duty to perform!
What might that be?	What might that be?
Shofixti, don't kill yourself. Instead, join our fleet. Fight with us!	Shofixti, I am now your new commander. I order you not to kill yourself. You are to remain here and guard your solar system.
To fight again? Against the UR-QUAN! YES!!... ...but no. I cannot leave my home unguarded. I will remain here and keep a solitary vigil. Goodbye.	To fight again? Against the Ur-Quan? Yes. But no I cannot leave my homeworld unguarded. I will remain here and keep a solitary vigil. Goodbye.
Don't do it, old Warrior! You still have much to live for!	Don't do it, old Warrior! You still have much to live for!
Like what?! My race is dead. My world is an airless rock. And I've seen all my FunRoms at least a hundred times. My life is over. I have already picked out a nice asteroid to smash into so if you don't mind, I'll just go kill myself. Unless you want to annihilate me yourself.	Like what?! My race is dead. My world is an airless rock. And I've seen all my FunRoms at least a hundred times. My life is over. I have already picked out a nice asteroid to smash into so if you don't mind, I'll just go and kill myself. Unless you want to annihilate me yourself.
Fine. Go ahead. Kill yourself, you violent little weasel.	Fine. Go ahead. Kill yourself, you violent little weasel.
Wait! I have had a sudden realization! If you are here, in such an amazing ship that means there is yet hope to defeat the evil Ur-Quan pus-dogs! A sudden exhilaration sweeps through my old body I have changed my mind, Captain! I will not smash myself into an asteroid instead, I will wait here, and when the time comes, Captain when you have found the duty that only I can perform I will be waiting here... eager to help you.	Wait! I have had a sudden realization! If you are here, in such an amazing ship that means there is yet hope to defeat the evil Ur-Quan pus-dogs! A sudden exhilaration sweeps through my old body I have changed my mind, Captain! I will not smash myself into an asteroid instead, I will wait here, and when the time comes, Captain when you have found the duty that only I can perform I will be waiting here... eager to help you.
What would you think about procreating wildly?	What would you think about procreating wildly?
I can give you the opportunity to replenish your species.	I can give you the opportunity to replenish your species.
Shofixti, I have something a lot better than FunRoms. Are you interested?	Shofixti, I have something a lot better than FunRoms. Are you interested?
I am intrigued, Captain, but what are you talking about?	I am intrigued, Captain, but what are you talking about?
We have obtained females of your species.	We have obtained females of your species.
We can make available a bevy of fecund Shofixti nubiles.	We can make available a bevy of fecund Shofixti nubiles.
What would you say to rat-babes galore?	What would you say to rat-babes galore?
Great leaping mounds of happiness! You shall be honored forever, Captain, as the savior of the Shofixti race! I have been granted the ultimate reward, er.. duty. This humble warrior will take the Shofixti maidens you possess gently wake them and then perform ribald feats of unsurpassed fertility! With their consent, of course. Our people shall be reborn! Your name shall be recorded in our most sacred writings for all time! Thank you Captain, and farewell... I have urgent business to attend to.	Great leaping mounds of happiness! You shall be honored forever, Captain, as the savior of the Shofixti race! I have been granted the ultimate reward, er.. duty. This humble warrior will take the Shofixti maidens you possess gently wake them and then perform ribald feats of unsurpassed fertility! With their consent, of course. Our people shall be reborn! Your name shall be recorded in our most sacred writings for all time! Thank you Captain, and farewell... I have urgent business to attend to.
Farewell,	Farewell
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Goodbye, Captain	Goodbye Captain
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So what were you doing here	So what were you doing here
?	?
I guard the homeworld. I seek revenge against its destroyers, the Ur-Quan and their vile battle thralls. I await the return of the hero Daikon and the rebirth of my species.	I guard the homeworld. I seek revenge against its destroyers, the Ur-Quan and their vile battle thralls. I await the return of the hero Daikon and the rebirth of my species.
Where is your life-filled homeworld, Kyabetsu?	Where is your life-filled homeworld, Kyabetsu?
My people blew up the sun, heh, heh, heh! Or at least, they caused it to flare like a nova, destroying the many hundreds of Hierarchy vessels that had invaded our system to enslave us Shofixti.	My people blew up the sun, heh, heh, heh! Or at least they caused it to flare like a nova, destroying the many hundreds of Hierarchy vessels that had invaded our system to enslave us Shofixti.
If your sun went nova, how did you survive?	If your sun went nova, how did you survive?
I wasn't here when they made the sun nova. I was assigned to a Yehat squadron as a foreward scout performing deep recon into Mycon space. We were sent to investigate reports of unusual Mycon activity around Beta Brahe. I was the first ship to enter the system. My scanners showed a small fleet of Mycon clustered around a planet, conducting a test of some device. The unit was small, not even half the size of my ship. When the Mycon activated it, a glow began to radiate outward. I crept closer to get a better look. Suddenly, there was a flare, like a new born sun, blinding me and overloading my sensors. When I recovered my vision, hours later, the Mycon and their device were gone. I was able to effect repairs on my sensors and depart the system but I had been cut off from my squadron, and had to travel home alone.	I wasn't here when they made the sun flare. I was assigned to a Yehat squadron as a forward scout performing a deep recon in Mycon space. We were sent to investigate reports of unusual Mycon activity around Beta Brahe. I was the first ship to enter the system. My scanners showed a small fleet of Mycon clustered around the planet conducting a test of some device. The unit was small, not even half the size of my ship. When the Mycon activated it a glow began to radiate outward. I crept closer, to get a better look. Suddenly there was a flare, like a newborn sun, blinding me and overloading my sensors. When I recovered my vision, hours later, the Mycon and their device were gone. I was able to affect repairs on my sensors and depart the system but I had been cut off from my squadron, and had to travel home alone.
So what happened to your ship?	So what happened to your ship?
On my way home, I encountered a VUX Intruder. Before I destroyed it the VUX was able to affix some of those vile limpet things to my ship and I had to return home at a greatly diminished speed. I did find one thing interesting though as I skimmed through the edge of Yehat space. I dropped into Zeta Sextantis to re-charge some of my depleted energy cells so I moved into the extreme inner system. There, right next to the sun I found a very strange planet... it messed up my sensors somehow that's why I couldn't recognize your ship at first. I'd never seen a planet like that before, so maybe you should investigate.	On my way home, I encountered a VUX Intruder. Before I destroyed it, the VUX was able to affix some of those vile limpet things to my ship and I had to return home at a greatly diminished speed. I did find one thing interesting though as I skimmed through the edge of Yehat space. I dropped into Zeta Sextantis to re-charge some of my depleted energy cells so I moved into the extreme inner system. There, right next to the sun I found a very strange planet... it messed up my sensors somehow that's why I could not recognize your ship at first. I'd never seen a planet like that before, so maybe you should investigate?
When we were fighting, why didn't you use your Glory Device?	When we were fighting, why didn't you use your Glory Device?
The switch broke.	During my battle with the VUX, I decided to employ the weapon. But I guess I used too much gusto and the switch broke.
Goodbye, Shofixti warrior.	Goodbye, Tanaka.
Good hunting.	Good hunting.
Greetings, Captain
. It is good to see you and the	Greetings Captain. It is good to see you
again.	again.
What's your report	What's your report
?	?
Nothing new to report,	Nothing new to
, sir.	report, sir.
	Ah, I see someone approaches, but who is it? Ho, ho! It is the creature which I wrongly called a disgusting Ur-Quan slimewad and a cowardly slug-spawn and a pouchless lard-log freak and a leprous, non-functional sex organ and a wallowing, phlegm-filled Ogrunti belly-licker. HA! My human friend has returned! So what am I doing here, you ask? I'M TRYING TO GET SOME REST, THAT'S WHAT!!! I'll be lucky if I don't have a heart attack soon. You have no idea how hard it is to personally replenish an entire species!